Dilemma

Found out that I can only apply for 2 to 3 days of study leaves this coming June exam. Paid for the classes already. But too little time to study. Should I just continue with the class but postpone the exams? Or just risk the 70pounds and sit for the paper even though I do not have much confidence? Sigh! Dilemma~

School And Certs

I was supposed to go to Putrajaya to settle my SPM and PMR cert. However due to some reasons, we head to CBN first to settle my Testimonial, Kerja Kursus cert as well as my Taekwondo cert.

Ahh......it feels good to be back to school. Everything was so so familiar! The canteen looks a bit different though. The food doesn't look as nice as how it used to be. I bet it doesn't taste as good either! :P Uncle Christopher and his family is not in charge of the Chinese food and snacks section anymore, I didn't see Pakcik Yusoff around nor did I smell any of his keropok lekor, tempura nuggets or hotdogs, I didn't notice my favorite ayam masak merah booth and the one selling chicken chops and ice blended was not there anymore!!!!! They must be crazy to change all that. I've tried foods from a few other schools and ours was the best so far. Booooo~ Lousy changes!

Anyways, the people in the office was much help to me. I collected my 1119 cert *happy* and Miss Choo helped me on the Kerja Kursus cert as well as the Testimonial (they are going to fine me for that! -_-"). But my favorite Mr. Hoo so no luck that he can't see me coz he has already went back home. Therefore I need to go back to school to see him to see if he can do anything about my Taekwondo cert since he is in charge of that co-curriculum activity. I'm excited to see my Taekwondo sir once again as well! Hehe.

Oh oh oh... After that, I brought my friends to see see look look my primary school. Not much changes except for the new paints. And my art piece that has been exhibited along the corridors for years was not there anymore! :(

We didn't expect to spend so much time in school and we ended up not going to Putrajaya as it was already quite late. The Putrajaya office closes at 4.30pm. Sigh. Need to plan another trip to go there after CNY.


P.S: Congratulations to Mr. Hoo on his soon-to-be-born baby girl! :D
P.S.S: My Diploma cert will cost RM300! Crazy! :(

Applying for new PMR and SPM certs

I finally found out the place to apply a new PMR and SPM certs. Hooray. But the problem is it's damn far la. Putrajaya.

I need a driver! Application for the post is now open.
*crap*

What I really need to know now is how to get to Putrajaya by public transport. Help.

Brightstorm

My parents are one of the many people who see the importance of education in one's life. This may be due to the fact that they did not get the chance to study all they want as they need to work to help out in the family at a very young age. So no matter how much sacrifices required, they are willing to make just in order for their children to get the required education. Education is definitely a stepping stone towards a better living.

Technologies are really amazing! Now we can learn with the help of internet. This means, no time and money wasted to travel from one place to another just to attend tuition class and money spent on buying additional books can be saved. You can get all this from a site called Brightstorm.

Brightstorm is an online learning site that provides great courses for high school students. Knowledge are spread through online videos. Some subjects provided in this website are Geometry, Algebra, Writing and so on. Learning through this website is different from learning in schools. You get interactive learning experience and sufficient materials to help you understand more on the subjects.

Try out this method of studying and you will sure enjoy it. Sign up for a free brightstorm account now!

My Last Paper

Last day of exam:-

Mom: Did you bring your IC, ID, ruler, pencil, pen, eraser, etc...?
Me: Yes!
Truth: Yes!


At the end of the exam:-

Mom: Went well huh? Since you're smiling and all.
Me: No. I'm smiling coz I'm looking at Kobe.
Truth: Yes. I'm telling the truth again.



Wait till you see my conversation with some friends after the exams -_-"

My Second Paper

Second day of exam:-

Dad in charged of fetching me to the college this time.

Dad: Let's go!
Me: Ok.
Truth: OK.

Mom called -_-"

Mom: Remember to bring IC, ID, calculator, pen, pencil, ruler, eraser, etc.....
Me: It's all in my bag.
Truth: It is all in my bag.


At the end of exam:-

Mom: How did it go?
Me: Well, I prepared the most for this subject. There's no one question that I can answer confidently but I wrote what I can write.
Truth: I was telling the truth lor!

My first paper

First day of exams:-

Mom: Write quick quick! Don't know how to do also write!
Me: Yea. Yea.
Truth: Yes, I always do that. I write a lot even when I don't understand the requirements of the questions.

Mom: Faster! If you reach there late, it's not going to be my problem!
Me: Ok. Not your problem. And we won't be late.
Truth: Nevermind if I'm late. I don't mind arrive at the minute the 3 hours and 15 minutes ends.

Mom: Did you check? Are you sure you brought everything you need?
Me: Yes.
Truth: Yes.



At the end of the exam:-

Mom: How was it? Know how to do?
Me: No.
Truth: NO!

Pathetic Gila Babi!

Walaueh, I think I'm shopping deprived now! It's so serious that I browse through online shops and blogs almost everyday now. I don't even want to study anymore. Alright, that is just an excuse and I memang don't want to study already coz it makes me sick. So sick that I want to vomit only by looking at the notes :(

Anyways, I find myself very pathetic shopping online coz shopping physically shops in real life is trillions times more fun than this. But just because I have not been getting any allowance since I don't even remember how long already a.k.a no extra money to waste, and I'm too guilty to go out from the house since I have not been studying much these few days, I end up solely browsing and LOOKING through the web and admire how thin those girls are and how nice they look wearing the clothes and bringing those bags. Why don't God make us all the same size?! Yea, WTF!

When I'm bored with looking at local girls and local products, I surfed for overseas branded stuffs -_-"

I am pathetic sungguh! Sigh~

Medical Assistant Classes Online

Medical assistant is now a well-known occupation. You can see now more and more job recruitment on medical assistant employment. This industry is growing at a fast pace and in future job opportunities will pile up for you to choose from!

However, those with medical assistant training are preferable as these people are more exposed in the field. Traditionally, the only place you could get medical knowledge and training is in a medical assistant school. But this has all changed with the advancement of technology. You can now obtain formal training online from www.medassistant.org with their nationally accredited and certified Medical Assistant program. This allows you to take as long as you need to complete your program.

It is easy, hassle-free, convenient and also affordable. You get what you need in order to get yourself a Medical Assistant Certificate online. This means you do not need to travel at all. You get to study anytime and anywhere that you feel comfortable at. Besides, there is also an all-time online support that provides you personal attention if you happen to have any queries or problems along the program. This is a dream come true! If only I know about this earlier :( I can imagine myself being a medical assistant! Really!

Cisco Certification

Information technology (IT) is very important in our lives these days. Our lives are now so different from how it used to be. Everything has turned automated and no longer need to do a lot of things manually. Everything has been made easier. Therefore skilled IT professionals are now valuable experts in the working field. However as what we know, technologies changes so rapidly. It can be said that there's always some new ideas, creations or improvements in technology every single day. This is the reason why these IT professionals need to update their knowledge consistently to be able to compete in such competitive industry.

One of the ways to be more outstanding than the rest is to get the right certification. Cisco certification is where you are able to get that. The best is you can achieve that without having to travel around for classes. They provide nationally recognized online courses. Besides offering you three different levels of IT certification such as Associate, Professional and Expert, you can get also get training programs! This will definitely make a difference in the working world. If you're successful to be one of Cisco's Certified Network Associate, this means you're capable to install, configure and operate local are networks, a router and other network securities.

The IT field promises a bright future. All you need is just the right certification to get you started and some training to get you ready. Take the first step to a better future in this field by visiting the website. You won't regret when there's always a demand for IT professionals.

Woman, You Pay Me Back Is It??

KidCheng woke me up with a call this morning. Informing me that the woman in the School of Business Studies in my college, ex-college to be more accurate, told her that my ACCA examination docket has not arrived. According to that woman in charge *see, I'm so good. I don't state your name here while I bitch complaint about you* there are still some dockets not sent to them yet. When asked about roughly the date to collect it, my sister was told that they do not know because it is from U.K and not Malaysia. For God's sake, couldn't she come up with a more comforting and yet information-usable type of answer? My first paper will be on the 10th this month!!! Some of my friends are even sitting their first papers on the 5th, which is like, tomorrow??!! Today is already the 4th. How am I supposed to sit for exam without the dockets? Woman, are you going to pay me back the expensive fees? ACCA is a money-sucking association, that's what they are! ACCA, the major fault is on you. Receive money already never do your job properly. Very funny is it??? Talk about efficiency, you are nowhere near that alright?!

When I heard about all these, I was like $%%^(!@#*&^**!!! Fine, I'm lying. I was pissed and I almost cried. Such an unpleasant surprise :(

Luckily, later on found out that I could download the docket online *yay* and FairYan volunteered to print it out for me :) It must be the I'mWorriedAndI'mGoingToCryAnytimeSoon SMS that left her no choice but to help me :P Thanks, darl!


Disclaimer: I know it is my fault also for not collecting it earlier. But even if I do so there won't be any dockets there for me to collect, isn't it? -_-

The Making Of The Pregnant Man!

If you've not seen the video of the pregnant man :P, click HERE.

Next, here goes another video: The Making Of The Pregnant Man!




"Orang malas, sperma pun malas!"

"Dah mati, organ nak buat apa? Kamu ambik lah"

"tee-tik-tee-tik-tiikkkkkkkkkk"

"Ngo mm lou lar!"

-_-"


I salute the scriptwriter. Haha. I simply love the tools they use in the entire video. Future accountants are creative people after all.

Future Accountants + Acting = Guaranteed Laughter!

M.C.Square once joked about another coursemates' video Moral assignment which got us all laughing like some crazy homosapiens in the tuition class. Never thought my coursemates are such good actors! Very creative indeed! It was hilarious. Haha. Laughter is definitely the best medicine! :D Check the video out!





Would you agree to clone yourself?

I'm Lovin' Pull and Bear!

I did not study much yesterday or today! *actually for every single day :( * Instead I went shopping at One U! With an empty wallet, that is. Sigh*

I'm doomed! My wallet will never be full anymore. Kobe's health is not that great, so frequent visits to the vet will only make my wallet bleed. And Kobe needs to be spayed soon. With her weight *12.5kg*, I think will need to fork out another RM250+ *can you hear me cry already?!*. Dog biscuits have just finished! *ka-ching* Did you hear that?? RM100+ flying away!! The expenses for the pets are endless.

Brokeville welcomes me very often. My skincare products are finishing too. I desperately need to make a purchase real soon. I had my eyes on Kose range at first but looks like I've got to throw that thought away. My handphone has gone cuckoo too! May she rest in peace. Add another item in my long list! With all these expenses/debts/accruals, how could I afford to shop? *I so wanna cry dy!*

I have a serious confession to make. Here goes my confession. I love Pull and Bear!!!!!! There's something I tried on today that I really like. Oh wait, not like. But LOVE!!! Despite all the harsh effort of talking me out of wanting to buy it *you know who you are*, I am still thinking about it. So tempted. Even SlowCatchUpKuan said it looks nice on me, k! I need instant cash! :( Any volunteers/sponsors out there?

M.C.Square The Sex Tutor

Sex Education with M.C.Square before Corporate Accounting class!


Me: Why are you sitting here?! (directing that to M.C.Square as he was sitting at my usual place)
M.C.Square: Shhh... I tell you something. Jessica is pregnant! *whispering to my ears*
Me: Huh? Hahahaha! Ok. Ok. But why are you sitting here?!
BadBoyVincent: What are you guys laughing at?
M.C.Square: He asked me to sit here lar! Not my fault. (Ignoring BadBoyVincent) Faster congrats people lar.
Me: Ok. Congrats Vincent. Hehe.
M.C.Square: Congrats la. Become father already. So happy.
BadBoyVincent: Hehe. (I bet he's happy to hear that! :P)
Me: Where's Jess? So late wan.
M.C.Square: See lar. Asked you not to save few Ringgit wan ler. You spend few Ringgit for precaution, now no need to worry lor. Wife pregnant already, you happily sit here. Also don't know what happened to her!
BadBoyVincent: What~~???!!!!
Me: How many months already eh? How long it takes to realize she's pregnant? Hehe.
M.C.Square: 2 months lar! You know when her period doesn't come that month then must buy the batang (pregnancy test sticks) to check. Then the batang will have blue and red. Blue means safe. Red means die!
BadBoyVincent: Wah. How you know all these?
Me: Her sister gave birth to a baby already. That's why he knows.
M.C.Square: Eh... (slightly offended) I don't ask my sis all these details k! I just know! (continue) Then the batang got alarm. If it's red, then the alarm will be set off!!
BadBoyVincent and I: Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaaha........................................... Crazy!
M.C.Square: Eh, you don't laugh at people. Later your turn, with the Indian guy in the class! Better than you go "play" with Kobe and give birth to something else!
Me: Eeeuuuwwwwww.... What Indian guy?! I don't "play" with Kobe alright?! -_-

Just as I said that, the Indian technician with a tummy as big as the tummy of a lady pregnant with a few months old baby came in. We looked. We blinked. We laughed our arses off!!! Jinxed*

Nursing School

I bet there are many of you out there who like the uniforms the nurses are wearing and have the ambition of becoming a nurse one day when you grow up. It is important that all of you who are interested to become Certified Nursing Assistants. It is not an easy job being a nurse. Nurses have responsibilities to feed patients who are unable to feed themselves, bathing, grooming, measuring liquid and solid intake and output, observing patients' mental, physical and emotional conditions, etc. Therefore, it is important to pick from the best cna schools and cna courses. It is also crucial that you get some cna training before start working as a nurse!

Medical Career Training

Over the years, the perception about one's health has changed. Health issues have become vital in our lives that we are more health conscious compared to how the older generations used to be. More and more are changing their lifestyle to the healthier ways. Some even change their alcohol intakes to fruit juice. Nowadays, a lot of people are constantly seeking for medical advices from the professionals. Therefore, this has contributed to the growing needs in the medical field.

It's normal for you to think of doctors and nurses when we speak of medical field. However, there are more to it. You can venture into pharmacy technician which is also known as pharmacy tech. Some of the work perform by a pharmacy tech is to provide medication and other health care products to patience. They are equally important as doctors. Besides, a pharmacy technician salary is also fairly rewarding.

Give it some thought and give medical field a chance. Check out Medical-Career-Training.com to get more information on medical training programs that are available nationwide!

Culinary-School-Finder

Cooking or any other things that is related to cooking is no longer a thing for the women only. It has now turned into an industry that is suitable for both men and women. There is more to culinary in today's world. It is not merely cooking. It relates to art, lifestyle and interest. There is so much more you can be in this industry.

There are so many schools out there offering degrees in courses such as culinary art, pastry and baking, hospitality, restaurant management, etc. You can achieve your dreams by taking the first step by enrolling yourself in one of the schools such as the chef school or the culinary school. You could easily get a list of culinary schools nearest to your home by searching according to state, city, school, or career to find the culinary program that best suits you. All these can be done in Culinary-School-Finder.com

Fashion Schools California

Have you not envied those designers in the reality show, Project Runway? Ever dream of making your own collection and getting your own label one day? Kick start your dream by enrolling yourself in one of the so many choices of fashion schools available! I bet seeing someone wearing and appreciating one of your masterpieces will definitely put a wide smile on your face.

There are so many famous fashion nowadays. There are even fashion schools in California as well as good fashion schools in Los Angeles that are providing such courses in making your dream realized. Let's take Brooks College as an example. Brooks College is a fashion school in California that is providing degree courses in fashion design and fashion merchandising which would then qualify you as a designer, assistant designer, fashion stylist, patternmaker, fashion illustrator and many more.

How I wish I'm taking fashion courses instead. I want to be a designer too!

My Final Decision That You've Been Waiting For

From the information that we've gathered, there isn't any other way out for me!

Option 1:
To get Advanced Diploma cert first. I have to study solely for the internal papers and ignore completely the external papers (ACCA) for this semester. Additional to that, I have to prolong my studies for half a year for resit the papers, then only I am able to get my Advanced Diploma cert provided that I pass all my papers by then. After completing Advanced Diploma, only then I am able to concentrate fully by getting tuitions outside for the ACCA papers, which obviously will take a longer time.

Option 2:
To get ACCA cert straight away. I got to stop attending classes in college, take tuitions outside and sit for the subjects failed first. This way, if everything goes well, I should be graduating with the ACCA cert in December '08.

Conclusion: Option 2!


There is a risk in everything, I know. I've already registered and paid for tuition classes for the failed subjects. Left me no choice but to quit college. To make it sound better, I am just taking another route to get the bloody ACCA cert!

Parents supported at first. But mom yelled at me today for the decision that I've made. It makes no sense at all! When I was still thinking about this matter, I tried to explain to both my parents for like hundreds of times. I even go to the extent that I asked my friends to explain it to my dad, in case their explanation are clearer. Dad accepted the idea and gave me a green light to make my own decision. Mom on the other hand, couldn't understand the whole situation. When I tried to explain more, she refuse to listen and claimed that she won't be able to understand and said that I should choose myself. She had been saying this, till the day I register and paid for the tuitions. She starts to object the whole idea of stopping college and continuing ACCA out there. However, it's already too late! Why must she do this to me when things can't be changed anymore?! Why didn't she say anything when she got the chance?! She is making me feel guilty for the decision I've made. I am hating the whole thing now!


Thank you very much for those who have supported me, although not many. Also not forgetting those who have provided me with their opinions and suggestions, thank you!!