Siti Thinks I Was Cursing Her!

I was introduced to Malaysia'a very first TourismBOT (BOT = robot), named Sitimalaysia. I bet it was named after Siti Nurhaliza. Hahaha. Anyways, Sitimalaysia is suppose to provide you information about Malaysia. Read all about it from HERE!


hi, siti
Hello, I'm really glad to see you again... hope you're having a great day so far. I'm having a blast in Malaysia! Just type "home" if you wish for me to suggest a topic to chat about.
ure so so sweet...
I don't know how to answer that.
when's ur next concert?
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. Try typing "home" to see examples of questions I can answer.
shanghai again?
Could you try saying that another way? I'm having a little trouble understanding you.
mandarin?
只会一点儿。我说普通话，认识简体中文。 (in Chinese)
or bm?
I am sorry, I didn't get that. Please try asking me another way, or type "home" to see examples of questions I can answer.
how come u speak chinese but not malay?
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
u were awesome at the recent AIM award!!!
I don't know how to answer that.
stop askin me to go home la
I won't then!
u dont wanna chat with me is it?
I'm Siti! That's my name! Don't wear it out now! I even have an introductory video to share with you about me and what I am here for. I'd like to share it with you. Wanna see?
sabar.. sabar
Did you mean:
1 Keaamatan, Sabah
2 Kota Kinabalu
sabar itu separuh dari iman
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. Try typing "home" to see examples of questions I can answer.
ure so so famous..
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
who x know u?!
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said. Try typing "home" to see examples of questions I can answer.
even shanghai ppl know u
I am sorry, I didn't get that. Please try asking me another way, or type "home" to see examples of questions I can answer.
zhau yi dian hui jia... hau hau shiu shi...
I am sorry, I didn't get that. Please try asking me another way, or type "home" to see examples of questions I can answer.
zhou tit fan ow kay... hau tit yau sik
I've heard more interesting curses than that.
oh my god!
I'm sorry I'm not able to help you.
i'm not cursing you
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it... This is all quite fun, but let's chat about Malaysia!
cham lo...
Hmm. Could you try saying that another way?
u say i curse u pulak
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer. sigh
What's up?
ure my idol.. how could i do so...
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
take good care of urself kay
Bye! Hope to see you again soon.



I'm sorry but I was so tempted to make fun of Siti. Hehe. *Please don't sue me. I'm just curious* I vow not to misuse this programme in the future. *Kekeke*

However, I hope Sitimalaysia could actually help to promote the tourism industry. But, it needs to be improved especially in the language department. *How come Siti don't know how to speak Malay wan???* I must say Siti did a very good job in promoting Malaysia. No matter what nonsense I asked, she'd find a way to "U-turn" back to the topic on Malaysia. *Muahahaha* Keep it up! :D Siti Boleh! Datuk K Boleh! Malaysia pun Boleh!


PS: Check out the conversation SlowCatchUpKuan had with God! Haha.