The Obnoxious One Saved My Blog

I ran out of ideas and was about to stop blogging for good, and she saved my life, literally. I was going through The Obnoxious 5xmom's blog and I found my name there! Yippie! Happy happy! I don't know why, but I just am. Maybe coz I like her blog so so much =) I feel extremely motivated now! Thank you very muchy~

So, no more hot hot chicken shit *hangat hangat tahi ayam* already. Will continue to blog till I feel like giving up again. Then maybe I'd beg the obnoxious one to mention me in her blog once more, you know, to motivate me? Hehe..

Dirty Talk

"Yer, that guy talk so roughly. What tiu?! No class lar."
"If he say F*ck will sound better hor?"
"Yalor. Sounds better. Got class!"

I had this conversation with a friend of mine some time ago. Since when did foul language have taken into account to rank person?! I mean if you're saying it in English then it would be alright whereas if you say it in Chinese, then you're some rude uncivilized bastard who can't bring himself in a proper manner? Well, I'm sure there is more who think that way, more than what I could imagine. Tiu=class bawahan, and F*ck=I'm so cool.



I'm so cool!


The usage of profane language has been common in the society today. You can almost hear it everywhere and anywhere you go, doesn't matter what language it was spoken in. It can be a word, expression, gesture, or other social behaviour which socially constructed or interpreted as insulting, rude or vulgar. In other words, people are actually cursing each other everyday o_O Some do it on purpose, some are just too used to it already.



Practice makes perfect, they say -_-"


Some tend to start every sentence of theirs with the word 'tiu'. Tiu, where did you go? Tiu, lei mei sei ah? Tiu, go die lar you! Tiu-ing everywhere! My god, I feel so rude already!>_<

It's undeniable that some language may sound more rude than other languages even when you're saying a word that has the same meaning. I especially find Hokkien the worst of all. Maybe it's just the way people talk. When I was young, I used to hear those people screaming their lungs out at each other in Hokkien . I thought they were swearing, as I do not understand it. I can't even form a simple sentence in Hokkien to save a life! Yes, me no speak Hokkien. Me no understand also lar! However, now you can hardly hear anyone speaking in Hokkien anymore in KL. Except for when I'm in HungryJess house, and they do shout once in a while. But they were not arguing, they were just being considerate *I think* to make sure that the other person could actually hear them=P And of course they don't use any foul languages at home.

I'm sure most feel uneasy when people around them tiu-ing, mahai-ing, lan jiao-ing and cheebye-ing everywhere. All you want to do is just give them one hard slap on the face! But when you hear "F*ck, I forgot to wash my hands after going to the toilet!" or "Wtf! The shit just doesn't come out!", it doesn't give you any impact. It's just another English word to me, I don't know about you though.

I am not trying to say that I do not use such words at all. I do. But just occasionally, when I'm really furious or something. I am no angel, I know that. However, those that I use is limited, because I only know of a few. Haha. The Chinese ones, I barely know any, no matter what dialect that is in existence.

Although it has been generally considered to be accepted (in a way) *no choice lar, widely used*, but make sure you don't simply call someone a bitch without any reason. You might hurt someone without realizing it.

So, in order not to be rude or to be ranked to be in the low class category, make sure you balance your share of English and Chinese profane language usage or give up using it completely =P



I say zip it!

Fart Talk And Sex Talk

I had a bowl of delicious pan mee for lunch today in Mien-dui-Mien (Face-to-Face) Restaurant, Genting Klang. Not going to blog about it today though since I did not take any pictures of it. Bah! However, thank you so much for spending us lunch, BadBoyVincent! =)

*Yawn*
We were already feeling sleepy not long after lunch. But we did not instantly take a nap. I'm sure everyone knows that sleep-after-eat = fat! So BadBoyVincent enlightened us with some 'non-fiction' facts.



Ahhh.... I feel good~


BadBoyVincent: You know, last time I have this Indian family as my neighbour. They have this paria dog as a pet that farts a lot and it was so powerful that you can actually smell it in the whole house!
Me: Do dogs fart?! You see it before?
BadBoyVincent: No lar. Never see before. And of course they fart. They have a normal body like a human does.
HungryJess: You sure it really farts?! You got smell before or not??
BadBoyVincent: No. No. Hehe. And it really farts lar! Continue with my story, so one day the kids stuffed a wine cork into the the dog's ass, trying to stop it from farting. Haha.
Me: My god! They do such thing *shakes head*
HungryJess: Hahahahahaa..... So does it work?
BadBoyVincent: No! The dog cannot tahan already and farted so the cork flew out opposite direction and the boys were running as far as they could. And the whole house stinks!
Me, HungryJess, BadBoyVincent: (Laughing our asses off!)
HungryJess: You sure dogs really fart ah? How you know?
BadBoyVincent: You know 'sex'? Have you seen cats have sex before? They have sex just like human. It's the same theory.
HungryJess: Yes, I know sex. But I never see cats do it before! How they do?
BadBoyVincent: -_-"
Me: I know! I know! I saw before! Haha. You know cats, they just climb on the female then the cucuk their dicks in lar! Haha.
HungryJess: (Looking very much amazed)
Me: Yalar. They have that thing lar. I saw it last time when the cat was licking itself and I saw it. It's pink in colour.
BadBoyVincent: -_-"
Me: But I still don't know how does a fart from a dog looks for sound or smells like! -_-"



Guess what are these mammals up to...

It, who steals

It who stays next room has been one annoying bitch at home. The relationship has gone from hate to It-doesn't-exist anymore. I swear I could watch the television even when It was standing in front of it, like It is invisible and pretend like It was never in front of it. I bet It thinks itself is small in size or rather just being a pathetic A-hole trying to get some attention from the human in the house, else why would It stand in front of the idiot box knowing that people would end up watching Its ugly butt instead of watching whatever that was showing which I'm 100% sure that it's better than watching Its ass!

It has been working for a few years and earning quite well, I think, no wait, I'm sure of it! That is the reason I can't seemed to find the correct answer to the question why It loves to steal! Steal from an unemployed, innocent student who has no income except for the very little allowance she gets from her parents. Yes, I'm talking about myself being the innocent one here. And no, It doesn't only steal from me, but also from my 3 other sisters, and from my mom as well, I think.

It has stolen my favourite shorts once not long ago and I had to steal it back! I found out that It has made a move and stole the same shorts from me again! Fu*k It!!! It just couldn't resist my shorts it seemed. So now I had to find a way to steal it back again?! Take note, it's my favourite shorts! So it's a MUST to get it back! I just can't understand. Why would It have to keep stealing my RM30 plus shorts when It can actually afford to get thousands of new ones? Maybe It has drastically increase the number of diet pills It takes in a day. Anyhow, I don't see any difference in her body shape. Oh yeah, about the pills, It should just save up the money It spend on the pills and get many many XXL shorts for herself!

Arrgghhh.... I hate It !!!

Random Chat In Libary

Me: Did you guys see the news about an Indian baby born with 2 pairs of legs and hands?
HungryJess: Yes. Yea, I saw! So kesian.
Me: It's easier for them to have the surgery right since they have to care about the survival of one baby only instead of two?
HungryJess: I think so.
BadBoyVincent: If you would you keep the baby without head? I mean, will you keep it alive?
Me: Er, without head means without brain and all, how to be alive?-_-
BadBoyVincent: Ya hor.


Me: Sis said that she read a story about a 20 something year old girl killed herself long time ago coz she tak boleh tahan that she has 2 head. One attached on the other.
HungryJess: Huh? Why?
Me: Coz the atas head somehow will laugh when the girl's is crying. So it's like one is laughingwhile the other one is crying. Like very evil like that.
HungryJess: So scary! So creepy la.
BadBoyVincent: (Laughing)
HungryJess: Why are you lauging? You imagining things ah?
BadBoyVincent: The girl should whack the atas head. So that the atas head will cry as well. Hahaha...
Me, HungryJess: -_-"

Happy Deepavali

தீபாவளி வாழ்த்துக்கள்---- Deepavali Valthukal =)

To all my Hindu friends out there, may you have a wonderful celebration of Festival of Lights! Light up as many oil lamps as you wish to thank the ever-so-many gods that you praise for the happiness, knowledge, peace and wealth that you've received so far. I have no idea how many there are. I never remember what was in the History books. There's Devi, Krishna and Lakshmi?? Haha. There you go, that's my so-called 'countless' >_< style="font-weight: bold;">$$ to share it with me this year=) Do have heaps of fun with the visiting and the food. For those who are studying abroad, too bad for you!=P Nah, no worries. Deepavali won't run away, there's always a next year to celebrate. Do call home to wish family and friends. You'd be happier to hear their voices on such a day, I promise.

Hmm.. I want to go lepak in KopiGopi's house!! But he has been missing in action for quite some time. Sibuk with his girlfriend, and I'm sure my guess is 99% correct! Pappy better not eat too much since he has the nerve to call me fatty! #&*%^@_8# I hope RavinNotTall will keep his promise=P

Deepavali.. just an excuse for me to be on the holiday mood and not study at all for the day then feel guilty on the next. Sigh.

Once again, Happy Diwali and a prosperous new year to all!!

I Want The Magical Stardust =(

Scheming princes,Wicked witches, Flying pirates, Celestial love, A pure-hearted hero, all in a magical land! What more do you want? -Gene Shalit, Today-

I so wanna watch StarDust!! I want! I want! I want! Anyone want to bring me along?