ss_blog_claim=5ef970d1b7c76fb61a280e4d2013edc8

Friday, 30 November 2007

J.Co Pulls You From Hell To Heaven

I'll let HungryJess and BadBoyVincent show you the J.Co Way... The melted chocolate coated Choco Loco with heavenly chocotey filling that drips at your first bite, sends you straight to heaven if you were in hell! However, the TiraMissYou that BadBoyVincent had was a little too sweet for us. Besides, we can't really taste the supposed-to-have coffee taste. My favourite for the day was definetely Dons Mochino (coffee cream filling) and Heaven Berry (strawberry cream with sour-y taste)!!!



Bite bite... Yummy Yummy...GGrrrrrr................



Oh no! It's dripping... Lick! Lick! Don't waste!!



I'm mouthful and Handful~



Spot the chocolate on the fingers...*SLurp*


Sobs* I am craving badly for Heaven Berry now!! Make me feel like I'm in a Heaven of Berry!!!


Monday, 26 November 2007

Tagged! Gifts, Loves And Hates

LIST OUT THE TOP 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR:

  • DKNY Delicious *i wanna smell yummy!! :P*
  • A digital camera of any kind (best if it's a DSLR) *haha.. I'm real greedy*
  • My very own personal laptop
  • A diamond necklace (real diamond ok. Not crystal) *Tiffany&Co can ah? :P*
  • Unlimited amount of cash. Bwahahahaha!!! (Impossible, I know. How about the amount of cash that is sufficient for me to study and survive in UK?)
I am greedy lar, wanna add more can??? Levi's jeans, a new house, Adidas shoe, the RED flats/pumps/whatever you call it from VINCCI, jackets, brand new watch, a whole range of slimming products *keke*, a black short skirt, loadsa new handbags and other kinda bags, a sponsored holiday trip...etc...

LIST OUT THE REASONS FOR YOUR CHOICES:

  • Just because of the word "desire"
  • -ditto-
  • -ditto-
  • -ditto-
  • -ditto- *I'm cheating, sue me! :p*

THE PERSON WHO TAG-ED YOU IS:

  • USWS

5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER:

  • Good in giving comments (check out the lollipops in my post..hers is the longest!)
  • Friendly, I guess (I don't really know her, as in Know her. Only through blogs)
  • Writes well
  • Animal lover
  • Er, I don't know what else. Hehe..

MEMORABLE THINGS HE/SHE HAS DONE FOR YOU:

  • Drop me a comment that is very long that it looks more like a post itself *thanks for the support!*

MOST LOVED INVENTION (does not need to be technologically advanced):
Car.. (Me no like the public transpot)

WHAT DO YOU DESPISE THE MOST:
Snobs, backstabbers, ahh... too many to mention

6 PEOPLE YOU WANNA TAG:
KennyTheKingOfJackpot, Spicy-B, WenZi, Mich, Fionalex, YanIsFair

THE END


Birthday Shoutouts!!

Happy Birthday Mommy and BadBoyVincent!!!!
Yeap, their birthday is on the same date. This is not a belated wish as it is still 25th November in UK =P

Happy Birthday to Youuuu,
HAppy BirthDay TOoo you,
Happpyyy Birrthhday tooO Mommy and Vincent!!!!!!
Happy BurpBirtthhdayyy too youuuuuu~~~~

Best wishes to both of you. Hugs and kisses.

Will blog about the birthday dinner in Purple Cane Tea Restaurant when I got the time alright *winks*


Friday, 23 November 2007

The Adorable Puppy That Jumps

"There's a puppy in the house!!"

KidCheng was alerting SlowCatchUpKuan and I this morning. That was the best wake up call ever. I jumped straight out of bed and ran to the kitchen and found an adorable puppy staring at us as we walk near it. If not mistaken, I think this little thing is the 8th dog that has entered into our house voluntarily, not forced! I heard from dad that it has been straying around the neighbourhood since yesterday and when the neighbour tries to lure it into their house, it refuses to follow them. However, it ended up in OUR house this morning. Well, mom said that if dogs enter into the house it will bring you luck! So more luck to us then *Woohoo~*



Isn't she an adorable little thing.... Ok, all dogs are adorable -_-"


Hmm.. the poor thing is a She. Why is she a poor thing? At first she was straying outside, which only means she's homeless and she has fleas! Lots of it, I think. She has been scratching herself non-stop and till now, you can really see her skin!! She keeps lying like a carpet on the floor, she rolls around back and forth, upside down and barks whenever the fleas gets into her nerves! She must be suffering. Mom is kind of upset that she has fleas. I hope she won't 'disappear' when I wake up tomorrow.



I am itchy!! I'm itchy ... Sobs**


We have no idea what to do to her. We've thought of bringing her to the vet, but nobody wants to give us a lift. Ugh~ We've bathed her 3 times today! But it doesn't make any difference =( I don't wish to see a sick puppy lying at the road side the next time I see her. Keeping her would be a problem as we are not financially capable to keep a dog. Sigh. What to do with her??? How to get rid of the suckers a.k.a fleas??!!


Study + Pressure = Cuckoo ??!!

BatuB.Z: You know my friend studied in engineering in U.S. Damn smart. But he's crazy now!
HungryJess: Stress is it?
BatuB.Z: I think he got pressure lar. Then he really go crazy. The parents went U.S brought him to China coz they are working there. Then he study Chinese Language and now become some volunteer teaching Chinese.
Me: Such a waste.

BatuB.Z: I got another friend. Very smart. Top student and all. Suddenly in Form 3 he gone crazy also!
Me: Wah, you got a lot of friends gone cuckoo hor?!
BatuB.Z: Really wan. He then cannot read anything at all. He open the books, he get headache. Same goes to newspaper. What also cannot read. You see ah,smart people very easy become crazy!
BadBoyVincent: (smiling to himself)
Me: Why are you smiling, Vincent?

BadBoyVincent: Imagine if he drive halfway look at the signboard and he goes Vrrooomm.. Boommmm (with actions somemore)
BatuB.Z, HungryJess, Me: -_-"
HungryJess: You think we'd become like that soon? Will we go crazy?

After studying and looking at each other for a second,
BatuB.Z: Hahahaa... No lar. Look at us!


Conclusion: We are either not smart, or we could never be as serious as his friends to become a nutcase.


Sometimes I do think that we shouldn't take life too seriously. Go out, have some fun! Too much pressure you impose on yourself will only force out some negative results. Look at the Indian girl who committed suicide over her UPSR results. There's so much in life than a piece of paper with ABCs printed on it! *Convincing myself that IF (very high possibility) I fail my ACCA papers, it will not be the end of the world*


Wednesday, 21 November 2007

BadBoyVincent Loves His Early Birthday Present!

Thank you wombok for your suggestion =) Keep the suggestions/comments/lollipops coming in, people!! I still need to think of what to get for other friends' birthdays presents, anniversary, Christmas, etc. So many celebrations will only keep me stranded in Brokeville. No chance to escape at all!!

Anyways, BadBoyVincent loves his first ever birthday present in the year! Yes, it's from me!! Of course he loves it since he was the one who chose it and bought it. I did pay back lar, so it's from me. Hehe. He loves it too much that he was fashion show-ing his slippers in his house. The kid was basically marching, jumping, skipping, walking in any ways that you could and could not think of. The audience were no other than the very supportive HungryJess and I *clap clap* Should just wear that to jog eh?

Hmm.. Looks like November is going to be your month, BadBoyVincent. Your name has been appearing in most of my November posts. You should pay me for the publicity, right HungryJess?! =P

Happy Be-early Birthday BadBoyVincent!!!


Tuesday, 20 November 2007

It's So Hard To Think Of What To Get For Guys

What to get BadBoyVincent for his birthday? What to get? What to get? He wants a pair of slippers, so slippers it is then. He'll be making the decision which to buy instead of me coz he's scared that I'd buy him one with bulu-bulu (fur) because initially I told him I'd get those with colourful flowers prints specially made for aunties. Haha!


What do you think of these? Yes? No?


I don't mind getting additional gifts for you, kid! So, do you want a pacifier as one of your birthday presents? Do you? Yes? Do you? I know you want one! I know you do. You do, right? Admit it! Haha! He likes to bite HungryJess's jacket >_<"


Gugu...Gaga...


Mr. Sami Bulu's Favourite Quotes

Hmm.. I am suppose to be blogging about the great food in Fasta Pasta that I had in the weekend, but heck, I'm too lazy now. So I'd just grab something I read from 5xMom to entertain my readers ( you know I am talking about you right?!=P) There you go... Quotes from the very famous minister, Sammy Vellu...

Subject: Favorite Quote from Mr Sammy Blue (name changed, obviously, hereinafter shall be referred as SB or sami bulu)

1) On Pos Laju

“BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI”

2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed,
he said:`Kemaluan saya besar` (kemaluan means your private parts, lah! )

3) On drugs, “Jangan hisap dada” (dada means nen-nen)

4) SB said in a ceramah “Kita akan bina satu
jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini”, one pakcik
asked, “Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina
jambatan?” and SB glorious replied,”Kalau takde
sungai, kita bina sungai!”

5) SB’s favorite quote on national television “Toll
naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini
toll saya punya bapa punya kah!”

6) During the water shortage crisis : “semua orang
diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!” (membuang air means to wee-wee, what he wanted to say was membazir air)

7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput:
“..marilah kita semua menderma dara..” (dara = virgin)

8 ) During the opening speech of various function:
“…selamat datang saudara-mara semua..” (actually is
“saudara-saudari”)

9) At an opening ceremony: “mempersilakan datin paduka
rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain” (this one is famous already)

10)Commenting about his modesty: “sebenarnya, kemaluan
saya sangat-sangat besar”

And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire
is named PLUS.

PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk SB

Anyway…..I didn’t want to blog about this. But when I look at the whole building that costs millions collapsed like a pack of cards, and all he can say is :

Nation
Thursday November 15, 2007

Samy shocked, wants answers

KUALA LUMPUR: The collapse of a two-storey building on a hillslope at the edge of Tasik Banding in Gerik, Perak, has Works Minister Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu reeling with disbelief.

“I am shocked and I want answers,” said a furious Samy Vellu, who called for action to be taken against the contractor if it was found that structural failure caused the collapse.

It was fortunate that no one was hurt “but there must be some action,” he said.


Oh god, it's funny yet embarrasing to be led by such minister! First you get all these from Mr. Bulu then you get all the "you..you..you..you" and "erection" from our Information Minister during the interview in Al-Jazeera News on the Bersih Protest. Jokers!


Sunday, 18 November 2007

Porridge Steamboat In Farmland

The giddy aunt indirectly nagged me not to bathe too long because we are already late for the dinner that I did not even plan to go. I hate to be rushed! Damn tulan!

*Dizzy*
That was the longest journey to Sri Petaling. Thanks to the stubborn giddy aunt who rejected every offer to be led! We went pusing and pusing and pusing!! The worst part of this whole f*cking trip was to have to be in the same moving vehicle with It!



Next time won't get lost if you want to go...


I just had my first porridge steamboat in Farmland Porridge Steamboat & Spicy Restaurant, Sri Petaling. The texture of the porridge is so fine that it tasted like shark fin. *drooling* The mixture of vegetables, tauhu, fish balls and the usual food that you have in those normal steamboat makes the porridge so so sweet in the end. Sitting beside GroovyTerence was the right choice as he served me the whole time. Haha. I forgot to mention about prawns! That's because I did not eat any. As extra dish, we had bacons! But bacons in porridge aren't as good as the grilled type. I still think this is much better than the usual steamboat that we had. We also had fried Nam Yu Pork Ribs as side dish. The ribs were so fat! Geli!! I only took one bite and the rest ended up in GroovyTerence's bowl. Hehe.



Paiseh to take picture in front of everyone.... so just accept this one...


The service was just so-so. They were slow in refilling the porridge into the pot. Sigh.

Random: GroovyTerence sounded like a pervert today when we sang us the Gimme More song by Britney Spears and he told us that he likes the part where Britney goes "uh".. Gatal!!


*************************
Farmland Porridge Steamboat & Spicy Restaurant (Sri Petaling)
38 E, Ground Floor,
Jalan Radin Anum,
Bandar Seri Petaling,
57100 Kuala Lumpur.

Tel: +603-90570886 / +603-90570806


Saturday, 17 November 2007

Emptiness

Moodswing.

Ahhhh!!! I can't believe I am emo-ing again! It just hit me, just like that. One minute ago I was happily sitting in front of the laptop making virtual burgers, and the next minute I felt empty! I can't concentrate in making burgers anymore. I can't think of anything to do. I just stare, stare and stare at the empty screen for hours then now here I am, writing. Hmm.. at least I am doing something. Feels so much BETTER, but not GREAT.

I have no control of my brain, body or my soul. My brain refused to understand what I've been reading, which makes revising only equals to a big fat zero knowledge! My eyes kept shutting down when I try to read more. More means more than 2 page only leh!! My mind kept wandering off to a place far far away! I am so pissed of myself!

You know how it is when you know that yes, you are suppose to be studying instead of doing any other thing but you just can't? That's what happened to me, so I came online but there is nothing much to do online coz I am kind of sick of staring at the screen. Then I tried reaching out for my books, only to find my hands are 'attached' to the mouse. Every click on the mouse sends some guilt signals to my brain and that is what makes it so awful! What's worse is I feel like crying but there isn't any tears. This is bad! This is what happens to a person who doesn't have any direction in life (that's what I am feeling now), simply walk through life and bang into everything she can see. Literally, I am blind!!!

This has got nothing to do with anyone. Nobody made me upset or anything. Please don't terasa. I am just having my usual emo session. I think I'm sick of sitting at home =S

For those who read my blog, sorry to torture you with this post. Pray that the next minute I'd be happy again and then maybe you'd something else..


Wednesday, 14 November 2007

Dream

I had this dream last night. Can't recall much of it. But it all seemed and felt so real. I did not say a word, I only touched and it felt like it really happened.

Have you had a dream so real that it made you feels uneasy the moment you wake up?

I shall dream again tonight...


Tagged! Hairstyle

*Tagged by SlowCatchUpKuan*

This tag is so much fun! Looking back at those pictures put a smile on my face, at first. Then as I was approaching the end, I got depressed coz I used to be thin and now I'm fat! Ugh~


1) My one and only baby-still-don't-know-how-to-walk picture. Look at the botak-ness at the side of my tiny head. Hehe.


Bibu.....bibu......bibu.......bibu.......


2) My mushroom hairstyle (the kid on the right). I just woke up from my beauty sleep, I think. Most probably, coz I have got a lot of pictures of that age with some sleepy looks. Mom used to call me sleeping beauty -_-" *I'm a princess then. Haha.*


*Giggles*


3) Almost the same hairstyle as the previous one, but with a little parting in the middle. Ignore my inappropriate way of sitting. *I'm no model alright*


Look! I can reach my feet... Everybody faster go Oooh and Aaahh~


4) One of my favourite hairstyle. Slightly longer but have not reached the shoulders yet. I miss those straight and silky hairs!! Only god knows how my hair can turn into such a mess now.


I'm in the first row, wearing a blue dress =)


5) There you go. I can tie my hair already. Still with straight fringe and no side-parting or what-so-ever yet.


The ancient indoor theme park in Genting Highlands


6) I love my hair so much!! My mom used to part it and tie it into two for kindergarten. The kerbau hairstyle.


I'm smart! I'm smart! Ok, I'm not. I used to be smart =S


7) Back to my short hair. Still love it. Haha. I love all my hairstyles before it turned into some wavy mess =(


Phew* Shades, bar counter, alcohols at the back.... How cool can you get eh? =P


8) Dung Gu (mushroom) head. I miss it!


I miss those cute little shorts with cute cartoons and the comfy shirts that I had back then..


9) As you can see, it's starting to get some waves here. Still bearable and manageable though.


The nerds to the National Library for the first and the last time. Hehe


10) Now only I notice that I've been rotating me hairstyle from short to long to short and to long again. This hairstyle is a failure coz it was suppose to look like the hairstyle that Ryoko Hiroshue had in Beach Boys. Don't even look alike lar! Ish! I remember going to the toilet in school so many times in a day to wet my hair making sure that it doesn't look like my hair is eating up my head. My hair was really bouncy.


So thin back then... I miss you, my thin body... I want to look like that now! Even with the hairstyle, I don't mind


11) F*ck! I'm growing fat! The hairstylist layered my hair too much! This picture was taken not long after blow-drying it, but still can see the waviness. Imagine how it looks like after washing my hair. What a disaster!


Acting like a lady.. Reality, the opposite

12) I didn't cut my hair for more than 3 months here. Long and ugly. I looked very leong! Embarrassing..


I can't even smile properly with such hairstyle


13) Not bad for not cutting hair for months, still got use. Curled my hair with the Panasonic curlers for Spicy-B's prom. LiNaa did my hair =) Looks like it has been done by a real stylist? Thanks girl!


I love the curls. But a permanent one would be too much to handle for me


14) The ironed-straight hair!! Hehe. Yeap, the rebonding was good. Not to say my favourite hairstyle, but it was so much easier to deal with. I even stopped combing my hair for a very long time and the hair still stays straight. However, it's a bit too flat. If you have still have problem recognising, I'm the one on the right.


Wah, really smooth and silky. I used to call this as fake hair! Kekeke*


15) After months of trimming, what's left was only the newly grown hair at the top and the straightened ones at the end of the hair. It got wavy again! Arrggghhh... save me!!


I was driving a sports car that is why my hair was in a mess *pretend you don't see the roof of the car* =P Yea right!


16) The ending of the hair looked like chicken feathers already. Saddening.


Bad hair image during industrial training


17) The messy hair of mine got out of control and I chopped it off.


This is the nicer version of my current hair. After sweating looked so much better. Maybe I should make myself sweat before going out next time. Hehe

I tag Spicy-B, KennyTheKingOfJackpot and UFern


Tuesday, 13 November 2007

It, steals again!!!!

My attempt to get back my FAVOURITE shorts which has been stolen by It has been a successful one! Happy happy joy joy* I woke up super early today. Just at the right time actually. It went to work and dad just drove off to send KidCheng to college. If not, dad would nag if he sees me enter It's room.

It was such an easy task! *So much easier than expected* Enter room, open cupboard, there lay my shorts!!! MY shorts, that have waited ever so long to be saved! Ugh, the more I think about it, the more I hate It. I made myself sound like a thief because of It. I had to steal MY own shorts. Where's is the justice in this!

So am I considered a thief now for stealing my own belonging? If you look for the definition in the dictionary, yes, I am a thief! Damn! I don't want to be labeled as a thief =(

By the way, the other day the whole family went out with some 'Strangers' for dinner, and It was there too. SlowCatchUpKuan noticed something under the table.

"Hey, look at that!"
"What?"
"That's my slippers! No wonder can't find it for soOo long. Babi! Kena curi!"
"Told you keep everything properly. So easy kena curi."

We did not make a fuss there. We were in a restaurant for god's sake, and we are more civilized than It, of course.


Sunday, 11 November 2007

Pengsan So Many Times!

I sms-ed M.C.Square the other day,


Me: Oi, whr r u la? i find every floor in libry oso din c u! (I was bluffing about the search =P)
M.C.Square: Huh? im not in libry oso. of coz u cant find me. find me for wat?
Me: Pengsan. U sed have lunch together today wert. y u din come?! u ah...aeroplane king!
M.C.Square: whr got? im not aeroplane king la. i gv u wrong info izit? not today la. or izit yan gv u wrong info. not me la. (Putting the blame on another person somemore -_-")
Me: No la. i'm sure it was u. n u sed today! we waited so long now u tel me u not here! aeroplane king. jess pengsan how. she hungry u know?! she faint thn its ur responsibility ah.
M.C.Square: Im not king la. dats yan, not me. yan is the aeroplane queen u know! jess wont faint la. if she faint means she pregnant la, then not my responsibility, its wincent's. (Can even spell his CR and FM partner's name wrongly. Sigh)
Me: *faint* Pregnant?! -_-" anyways, yan queen, u king lor. eh, u really can reka hor.i reali can gv u award dy. best creator/scriptwriter!
M.C.Square: thx ya. i can take tis award, fristly i 1 2 thx 2 tis movie director, backstage staffs, all d audience and very very important is.... My fans!! Thx you! Muak muak~
Me: i faint man! me leh? no nid to thank izit?! who gv u the award wan! ggrrrhhh
M.C.Square: Ok lor. u oso la.
Me: -_-" (Left me speechless)


The Obnoxious One Saved My Blog

I ran out of ideas and was about to stop blogging for good, and she saved my life, literally. I was going through The Obnoxious 5xmom's blog and I found my name there! Yippie! Happy happy! I don't know why, but I just am. Maybe coz I like her blog so so much =) I feel extremely motivated now! Thank you very muchy~

So, no more hot hot chicken shit *hangat hangat tahi ayam* already. Will continue to blog till I feel like giving up again. Then maybe I'd beg the obnoxious one to mention me in her blog once more, you know, to motivate me? Hehe..


Saturday, 10 November 2007

Dirty Talk

"Yer, that guy talk so roughly. What tiu?! No class lar."
"If he say F*ck will sound better hor?"
"Yalor. Sounds better. Got class!"

I had this conversation with a friend of mine some time ago. Since when did foul language have taken into account to rank person?! I mean if you're saying it in English then it would be alright whereas if you say it in Chinese, then you're some rude uncivilized bastard who can't bring himself in a proper manner? Well, I'm sure there is more who think that way, more than what I could imagine. Tiu=class bawahan, and F*ck=I'm so cool.



I'm so cool!


The usage of profane language has been common in the society today. You can almost hear it everywhere and anywhere you go, doesn't matter what language it was spoken in. It can be a word, expression, gesture, or other social behaviour which socially constructed or interpreted as insulting, rude or vulgar. In other words, people are actually cursing each other everyday o_O Some do it on purpose, some are just too used to it already.



Practice makes perfect, they say -_-"


Some tend to start every sentence of theirs with the word 'tiu'. Tiu, where did you go? Tiu, lei mei sei ah? Tiu, go die lar you! Tiu-ing everywhere! My god, I feel so rude already!>_<

It's undeniable that some language may sound more rude than other languages even when you're saying a word that has the same meaning. I especially find Hokkien the worst of all. Maybe it's just the way people talk. When I was young, I used to hear those people screaming their lungs out at each other in Hokkien . I thought they were swearing, as I do not understand it. I can't even form a simple sentence in Hokkien to save a life! Yes, me no speak Hokkien. Me no understand also lar! However, now you can hardly hear anyone speaking in Hokkien anymore in KL. Except for when I'm in HungryJess house, and they do shout once in a while. But they were not arguing, they were just being considerate *I think* to make sure that the other person could actually hear them=P And of course they don't use any foul languages at home.

I'm sure most feel uneasy when people around them tiu-ing, mahai-ing, lan jiao-ing and cheebye-ing everywhere. All you want to do is just give them one hard slap on the face! But when you hear "F*ck, I forgot to wash my hands after going to the toilet!" or "Wtf! The shit just doesn't come out!", it doesn't give you any impact. It's just another English word to me, I don't know about you though.

I am not trying to say that I do not use such words at all. I do. But just occasionally, when I'm really furious or something. I am no angel, I know that. However, those that I use is limited, because I only know of a few. Haha. The Chinese ones, I barely know any, no matter what dialect that is in existence.

Although it has been generally considered to be accepted (in a way) *no choice lar, widely used*, but make sure you don't simply call someone a bitch without any reason. You might hurt someone without realizing it.

So, in order not to be rude or to be ranked to be in the low class category, make sure you balance your share of English and Chinese profane language usage or give up using it completely =P



I say zip it!


Friday, 9 November 2007

Fart Talk And Sex Talk

I had a bowl of delicious pan mee for lunch today in Mien-dui-Mien (Face-to-Face) Restaurant, Genting Klang. Not going to blog about it today though since I did not take any pictures of it. Bah! However, thank you so much for spending us lunch, BadBoyVincent! =)

*Yawn*
We were already feeling sleepy not long after lunch. But we did not instantly take a nap. I'm sure everyone knows that sleep-after-eat = fat! So BadBoyVincent enlightened us with some 'non-fiction' facts.



Ahhh.... I feel good~


BadBoyVincent: You know, last time I have this Indian family as my neighbour. They have this paria dog as a pet that farts a lot and it was so powerful that you can actually smell it in the whole house!
Me: Do dogs fart?! You see it before?
BadBoyVincent: No lar. Never see before. And of course they fart. They have a normal body like a human does.
HungryJess: You sure it really farts?! You got smell before or not??
BadBoyVincent: No. No. Hehe. And it really farts lar! Continue with my story, so one day the kids stuffed a wine cork into the the dog's ass, trying to stop it from farting. Haha.
Me: My god! They do such thing *shakes head*
HungryJess: Hahahahahaa..... So does it work?
BadBoyVincent: No! The dog cannot tahan already and farted so the cork flew out opposite direction and the boys were running as far as they could. And the whole house stinks!
Me, HungryJess, BadBoyVincent: (Laughing our asses off!)
HungryJess: You sure dogs really fart ah? How you know?
BadBoyVincent: You know 'sex'? Have you seen cats have sex before? They have sex just like human. It's the same theory.
HungryJess: Yes, I know sex. But I never see cats do it before! How they do?
BadBoyVincent: -_-"
Me: I know! I know! I saw before! Haha. You know cats, they just climb on the female then the cucuk their dicks in lar! Haha.
HungryJess: (Looking very much amazed)
Me: Yalar. They have that thing lar. I saw it last time when the cat was licking itself and I saw it. It's pink in colour.
BadBoyVincent: -_-"
Me: But I still don't know how does a fart from a dog looks for sound or smells like! -_-"



Guess what are these mammals up to...


Thursday, 8 November 2007

It, who steals

It who stays next room has been one annoying bitch at home. The relationship has gone from hate to It-doesn't-exist anymore. I swear I could watch the television even when It was standing in front of it, like It is invisible and pretend like It was never in front of it. I bet It thinks itself is small in size or rather just being a pathetic A-hole trying to get some attention from the human in the house, else why would It stand in front of the idiot box knowing that people would end up watching Its ugly butt instead of watching whatever that was showing which I'm 100% sure that it's better than watching Its ass!

It has been working for a few years and earning quite well, I think, no wait, I'm sure of it! That is the reason I can't seemed to find the correct answer to the question why It loves to steal! Steal from an unemployed, innocent student who has no income except for the very little allowance she gets from her parents. Yes, I'm talking about myself being the innocent one here. And no, It doesn't only steal from me, but also from my 3 other sisters, and from my mom as well, I think.

It has stolen my favourite shorts once not long ago and I had to steal it back! I found out that It has made a move and stole the same shorts from me again! Fu*k It!!! It just couldn't resist my shorts it seemed. So now I had to find a way to steal it back again?! Take note, it's my favourite shorts! So it's a MUST to get it back! I just can't understand. Why would It have to keep stealing my RM30 plus shorts when It can actually afford to get thousands of new ones? Maybe It has drastically increase the number of diet pills It takes in a day. Anyhow, I don't see any difference in her body shape. Oh yeah, about the pills, It should just save up the money It spend on the pills and get many many XXL shorts for herself!

Arrgghhh.... I hate It !!!


Random Chat In Libary

Me: Did you guys see the news about an Indian baby born with 2 pairs of legs and hands?
HungryJess: Yes. Yea, I saw! So kesian.
Me: It's easier for them to have the surgery right since they have to care about the survival of one baby only instead of two?
HungryJess: I think so.
BadBoyVincent: If you would you keep the baby without head? I mean, will you keep it alive?
Me: Er, without head means without brain and all, how to be alive?-_-
BadBoyVincent: Ya hor.


Me: Sis said that she read a story about a 20 something year old girl killed herself long time ago coz she tak boleh tahan that she has 2 head. One attached on the other.
HungryJess: Huh? Why?
Me: Coz the atas head somehow will laugh when the girl's is crying. So it's like one is laughingwhile the other one is crying. Like very evil like that.
HungryJess: So scary! So creepy la.
BadBoyVincent: (Laughing)
HungryJess: Why are you lauging? You imagining things ah?
BadBoyVincent: The girl should whack the atas head. So that the atas head will cry as well. Hahaha...
Me, HungryJess: -_-"


Happy Deepavali

தீபாவளி வாழ்த்துக்கள்---- Deepavali Valthukal =)

To all my Hindu friends out there, may you have a wonderful celebration of Festival of Lights! Light up as many oil lamps as you wish to thank the ever-so-many gods that you praise for the happiness, knowledge, peace and wealth that you've received so far. I have no idea how many there are. I never remember what was in the History books. There's Devi, Krishna and Lakshmi?? Haha. There you go, that's my so-called 'countless' >_< style="font-weight: bold;">$$ to share it with me this year=) Do have heaps of fun with the visiting and the food. For those who are studying abroad, too bad for you!=P Nah, no worries. Deepavali won't run away, there's always a next year to celebrate. Do call home to wish family and friends. You'd be happier to hear their voices on such a day, I promise.

Hmm.. I want to go lepak in KopiGopi's house!! But he has been missing in action for quite some time. Sibuk with his girlfriend, and I'm sure my guess is 99% correct! Pappy better not eat too much since he has the nerve to call me fatty! #&*%^@_8# I hope RavinNotTall will keep his promise=P

Deepavali.. just an excuse for me to be on the holiday mood and not study at all for the day then feel guilty on the next. Sigh.

Once again, Happy Diwali and a prosperous new year to all!!


Tuesday, 6 November 2007

I Want The Magical Stardust =(

























Scheming princes,Wicked witches, Flying pirates, Celestial love, A pure-hearted hero, all in a magical land! What more do you want? -Gene Shalit, Today-

I so wanna watch StarDust!! I want! I want! I want! Anyone want to bring me along?


China Chicken In KL Disco

HungryJess: I heard you went clubbing that day. Where did you go?
M.C.Square: Since when did I go clubbing? Who told you?
HungryJess: Jeff lar. Say no money still go clubbing. So where did you go?
M.C.Square: When?
HungryJess: The day that we all had lunch together in Genting Klang.
M.C.Square: When??
Me: Just tell him the date!
HungryJess: 26th October lar. Ish! (M.C.Square's birthday)
M.C.Square: Oohh... Ya ya..


Is that a symptom of impaired memory? I hope it doesn't get any worse and followed by impaired thought and speech and finally complete helplessness =P


M.C.Square: No lar. Didn't go clubbing but I went disco. Haha. It was a Saturday and I didn't want to sit at home but I didn't want to call people out either so I waited for calls at home. My friend called and ajak me go disco so I go lar.
Me: -_-" What an excuse!
M.C.Square: I've been to other discos in other states but was the first in KL. Very different from clubs, you know! So dark. What also cannot see. Sigh.
HungryJess: So many people there? Can see many leng luis around?
M.C.Square: No lar. Didn't see.
Me: Why? You didn't bring your specs?? That's why you can't see if there's any pretty girls?
M.C.Square: No lar. Really dark. Can't see anything. Really have to go so near to the person only can see. That also not clear.
Me: Good lar. Can take advantage. See near near! Haha.
M.C.Square: -_-"
HungryJess: So did you have fun?
M.C.Square: Err.. How to say leh... Got alot of aunties lor. And people shaking their heads lor! And, errr... Got a lot of... chick...
Me: Huh? Chick? Hot chicks?
M.C.Square: Err... China chick.. Chicken*
Me, HungryJess: Ooooo.... Hahahahahaha.
Me: So those chick nice?
M.C.Square: Can't see clearly. But old lar. Not young ones. The ones got people want already all in the middle. Our table is at the side. All those unwanted ones came to us!
Me: Bwahahahahaha....
HungryJess: (Still grinning) So you get any??
M.C.Square: No lar. But they very cheong kong! Direct come to you and hug you wey!
Me: Ohhhhh.... Means you kena lar... So lucky ah..Haha.
M.C.Square: No. No. Not me. My friend. Hehe. Aiya, they want money to buy pills so they can shake head only lar. Eh Hun, look at Jess, I think she interested in going lar.
Me: Huh?
M.C.Square: See lar. Still smiling. She has desire to go already. Jess, you want to go is it? Bring you there next time.
HungryJess: You spend then I go lor.
M.C.Square: Expensive there. But maybe got China gigolo for you leh. Go lar. Hehe.
Me: Haha. Bad lar. You leh, you want China chick anot? You want just tell. We share share spend you lar.
M.C.Square: Yer, you spend me KFC better.
Me: Why? China chick not as nice as KFC chick?!
M.C.Square: Yalar. So old. I don't want. Next time go clubbing better. Else go sing K, but so gay lar two guys go only.
Me, HungryJess: No! What is so gay? o_O

* Chicken = Hooker


Monday, 5 November 2007

I Bought A Shorts Today

YanIsFair: Wah, everything so nice. I want this!
HungryJess: Wah, you what also want!
YanIsFair: Er, it's nice ma. Is this the first time you shop with me?
HungryJess: No lar. But first time shop with you in such place. Mana tau you whatever also want to buy home.
YanIsFair: Remember Hun, when we went pasar malam? I also like that. Haha.
Me: Yalar. She really want everything. No matter what she sees, she wants to grab it back. Pasar malam only, you know?!
HungryJess: -_-"
YanIsFair: Look at this shirt. So nice. What colour should I get? The black and white one? The brown? Both also nice lar.
HungryJess, Me: -_-"
YanIsFair: Eh, go buy the shorts lar.
Me: My thighs very fat lar! Scared later wear not nice. The cutting so short, will reveal everything! Fat, fat!
HungryJess: Yalor. Scary. My thigh also very big lar.
YanIsFair: You know ah.. We have been walking here so long and you've said "My thighs are fat" for so so many times.

It's true, I've said it countless times. I have fat thighs! I'm sad now~


Sunday, 4 November 2007

Terry Fox Run 2007

Woohoo~ We made if to the Terry Fox Run 2007 !!!

Although there has been a difficulty in waking up at 7am, but it's all worth it!

The 2006 T-shirt surprisingly looks better than this year's one in real life. Hehe. Looks like it's not a bad thing that they ran out of certain sizes, eh? Check out the 2006 T-shirt..



Don't run away. Run with us.



The running I can do, even if I have to crawl the very last mile


Good for us that we drove to the Lake Gardens instead of taking the public transport. I don't think any of us would have any energy left to walk all the way to take a train back. No stamina lar.. Despite the fact that they have limited parking spaces available, we were able to find one in almost an instant. Not bad, it was a good start..



The blur looks on our faces. On the way to the Lake Gardens


However, the parking space that we found were not exactly in the Lake Gardens. But it's near enough, at the opposite road where Tugu Negara is. So we still have to walk across to where the assembly area was. Let's just consider that as our early warm up session =)



Semangat to run to the assembly area..I want to be the first there...Fast!!


Wow, you should be there to see the crowd! There must be hundreds of participants this year, both Malaysian and non-Malaysian. You can see different races and people from many other countries. *I like* I was so excited to see so many people gathering together that I feel like starting the run immediately. Getting adrenaline rush even before the run starts, I think. Hehe. *Paiseh, my first time in such run unless school marathon counts*



o_O Wah, so many people! Can't be the first...-_-"


Waited there for maybe 1 or 2 minutes before they start off with the "Which company/school can scream the loudest" contest. It bet it was just a way to thank those who donated quite a big lump sum of money. The winners get to take home some trophy, if not mistaken.



The three great participants. Haha...


To make sure that we don't stretch any of our muscles during the run, they invited those trainers from Fitness First to lead us in the aerobics. I so heart aerobics! The beat, the moves, the coordination, I just can't resist. We were moving attentively along with them. We have good coordination skills =) Well, not all of us though. EatAllYouCanShung were struggling to follow up the moves. The grin on his face made SlowCatchUpKuan and I laughed like some silly women, blocking others who were happily doing their aerobics. There's no need to wait for the run to start to sweat. We were already sweating after the aerobics. Ahh...aerobics was so much fun! Obviously the organisers thought that wasn't enough for warm up, so they had this group of girls on the stage doing what seemed like a mixture of Malay and Indian dance. How weird can that be?! I dare not say all, but most of us can't follow that weird kind of exercise =P

After the crap, about 9am they start the run!! The ones cycling left the track first followed by the rest of us.



Start/Finish point.. Ready, get set, goooo........


Some were cycling, some were rollerblading, some brought along their scooters, some were just walking, some jogged and there were many families that brought along their kids. Oh, I forgot to mention that there were babies as well! So cute. So cute!!



The Terry Fox Run 2007


It was a meaningful event, you actually benefits a lot from it. It's for Family and Charity. It's great to see those families bonding in such a healthy event. For those who doesn't know *is there any?*, walking is a good form of exercise. Jogging as well. Ok, let's include cycling and rollerblading too. Hehe. So, it was for Charity, Family, Health, Awareness, etc.



Run baby girl, run....


The pathway in the Lake Gardens is not wide enough to enable many of us to jog. So, we walked. That is also because EatAllYouCanShung and SlowCatchUpKuan are old now. *Tak larat* =P But I did see many senior citizens who jogged until the finish line. o_O I'm confused.

Anyhow, we did jog for a while there when we get the chance. I'm proud of us! =) We were also given a choice whether to take the shorter route or the long one. Without second thoughts, we chose the long route of course. Uphill we went! Jogged up for a while there to show off a little because the volunteers were cheering for us. "Looking good!". "You can do it!". "This is supposed to be fun. Jog". See, how could we disappoint them, right? But the jogging uphill did not last till the end. We brisk walked all the way to the end. I, of course being the youngest among the three, have the most stamina, I walked a bit too fast and dumped both of them behind. Haha. *Sorry lar*



Almost reach the finish point...Already cooling down..



Finished the run!! Woohooo~~~~


The happiest moment was when we reached the finish point. The satisfaction that we had, it's indescribable. Hungry runners need to eat too, so we went to get free bread that they were giving out. Too bad they ran out of Milo before we were able to get even one cup. Blame it on those limited supply and also on our unwillingness to queue when the line is long. =P

As were resting our tired legs, there's a family from U.S *I asked them. Hehe.* who were resting as well caught our eyes. It was such a beautiful sight to see them playing with their children. It certainly put a smile on our faces. =)



The beautiful family from U.S with their beautiful children



"Naughty daddy..I'm gonna spank you with my dolly.."


SlowCatchUpKuan wanted to 'buy' a U.S brand baby after that -_-" Secretly I wanted that too. Hehe.*The pictures I took ain't that bad, right?* My favourite is the one below...



Isn't he handsome?! I want him!!!


I'll show the secret to have good-looking kids. Look at the mother (below) and the father (above) of these children. They have both the beauty and handsome genes. *I envy them*



Scary.. baby crying.. but the mom still pushes him to me to take picture -_-"


At the end of the cry only I realized I had blisters at the back of my kaki. *I don't know that's consider heels or what* Very pain! Proven, my kind of Nike shoes were not meant for jogging or long distance walking. Sigh.



Ouch!


We went to Restoran Ful Lai in Manjalara, Kepong for some delicious dim sums as breakfast. I'm contented with today's activities.



Eat me up!


I will definitely go for next year's run, if there is any. By force or not, I'm making my friends go along with me next year! I'm not accepting "Darl, I mau tidur lar.. You go only lar" anymore! *Lame excuse from HungryJess =P* As for the rest of you, make sure to give some support next year =)