Thursday, 8 November 2007

It, who steals

It who stays next room has been one annoying bitch at home. The relationship has gone from hate to It-doesn't-exist anymore. I swear I could watch the television even when It was standing in front of it, like It is invisible and pretend like It was never in front of it. I bet It thinks itself is small in size or rather just being a pathetic A-hole trying to get some attention from the human in the house, else why would It stand in front of the idiot box knowing that people would end up watching Its ugly butt instead of watching whatever that was showing which I'm 100% sure that it's better than watching Its ass!

It has been working for a few years and earning quite well, I think, no wait, I'm sure of it! That is the reason I can't seemed to find the correct answer to the question why It loves to steal! Steal from an unemployed, innocent student who has no income except for the very little allowance she gets from her parents. Yes, I'm talking about myself being the innocent one here. And no, It doesn't only steal from me, but also from my 3 other sisters, and from my mom as well, I think.

It has stolen my favourite shorts once not long ago and I had to steal it back! I found out that It has made a move and stole the same shorts from me again! Fu*k It!!! It just couldn't resist my shorts it seemed. So now I had to find a way to steal it back again?! Take note, it's my favourite shorts! So it's a MUST to get it back! I just can't understand. Why would It have to keep stealing my RM30 plus shorts when It can actually afford to get thousands of new ones? Maybe It has drastically increase the number of diet pills It takes in a day. Anyhow, I don't see any difference in her body shape. Oh yeah, about the pills, It should just save up the money It spend on the pills and get many many XXL shorts for herself!

Arrgghhh.... I hate It !!!


SlowCatchUpKuan said...

hahahaaha this post is pretty good. btw i hate 'IT' to. woo hoo!

js said...

If only I had any idea who or what this 'IT' is heehee.

blurryhunniee said...

let's just hope 'it' gets its deserved balasan!! hahaha

i will try to reveal who 'it' is... but not now... will take some time =S

Simon said...

Are you writing about Poltergeist haunting in your house?

Simon said...

Or are you writing about your evil-witch-aunt?

blurryhunniee said...

Neither one =S

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