My first paper

First day of exams:-

Mom: Write quick quick! Don't know how to do also write!
Me: Yea. Yea.
Truth: Yes, I always do that. I write a lot even when I don't understand the requirements of the questions.

Mom: Faster! If you reach there late, it's not going to be my problem!
Me: Ok. Not your problem. And we won't be late.
Truth: Nevermind if I'm late. I don't mind arrive at the minute the 3 hours and 15 minutes ends.

Mom: Did you check? Are you sure you brought everything you need?
Me: Yes.
Truth: Yes.



At the end of the exam:-

Mom: How was it? Know how to do?
Me: No.
Truth: NO!