A Letter To Miss P

Dear Miss P,

Why oh why must you visit me every month? You were never and will never be the main character here! You're just an unwanted extra! Despite being unimportant, you forcefully pay me a visit rather early and left me almost only a week to rest each month.

You make me feel so tired! You make me eat so damn much! You make me bloat! I hate the water retention effect. You make me sleep so much! Worse still is, you make me head straight to the bed after each meal. And I feel so fat now due to your presence. Why can't you go bug others and leave me alone?

You gave me chest pain! Or rather breast pain! I can't run that much when you're around. I miss chasing Kobe around the house. I have always envied those with small breasts, but you give me a total opposite effect when you visit and the worse thing is you stay for such long duration. You even give so cramps! I would never thank you for this. Never!

I have a feeling that you're jealous of me. Whenever I'm feeling OK, you pull me straight down to negative-heart-tearing land. You play tricks with my emotions, feelings and mood. You make me feel as though I have been abandoned by certain friends. You make me feel that the boyfriend do not care as much anymore for no reason. You make me feel pissed and angry for God knows what reason. I can't seem to get myself to talk properly to him.

It is dreadful to have you around, Miss P! I hope I am given the choice to skip you and meet the main character directly. I assure you I'd live better without you! Please don't take over my life! I hate you! I really hate you, Miss PMS!!!!


Truly,
Hun-