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Tuesday, 20 November 2007

Mr. Sami Bulu's Favourite Quotes

Hmm.. I am suppose to be blogging about the great food in Fasta Pasta that I had in the weekend, but heck, I'm too lazy now. So I'd just grab something I read from 5xMom to entertain my readers ( you know I am talking about you right?!=P) There you go... Quotes from the very famous minister, Sammy Vellu...

Subject: Favorite Quote from Mr Sammy Blue (name changed, obviously, hereinafter shall be referred as SB or sami bulu)

1) On Pos Laju

“BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI”

2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed,
he said:`Kemaluan saya besar` (kemaluan means your private parts, lah! )

3) On drugs, “Jangan hisap dada” (dada means nen-nen)

4) SB said in a ceramah “Kita akan bina satu
jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini”, one pakcik
asked, “Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina
jambatan?” and SB glorious replied,”Kalau takde
sungai, kita bina sungai!”

5) SB’s favorite quote on national television “Toll
naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini
toll saya punya bapa punya kah!”

6) During the water shortage crisis : “semua orang
diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!” (membuang air means to wee-wee, what he wanted to say was membazir air)

7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput:
“..marilah kita semua menderma dara..” (dara = virgin)

8 ) During the opening speech of various function:
“…selamat datang saudara-mara semua..” (actually is
“saudara-saudari”)

9) At an opening ceremony: “mempersilakan datin paduka
rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain” (this one is famous already)

10)Commenting about his modesty: “sebenarnya, kemaluan
saya sangat-sangat besar”

And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire
is named PLUS.

PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk SB

Anyway…..I didn’t want to blog about this. But when I look at the whole building that costs millions collapsed like a pack of cards, and all he can say is :

Nation
Thursday November 15, 2007

Samy shocked, wants answers

KUALA LUMPUR: The collapse of a two-storey building on a hillslope at the edge of Tasik Banding in Gerik, Perak, has Works Minister Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu reeling with disbelief.

“I am shocked and I want answers,” said a furious Samy Vellu, who called for action to be taken against the contractor if it was found that structural failure caused the collapse.

It was fortunate that no one was hurt “but there must be some action,” he said.


Oh god, it's funny yet embarrasing to be led by such minister! First you get all these from Mr. Bulu then you get all the "you..you..you..you" and "erection" from our Information Minister during the interview in Al-Jazeera News on the Bersih Protest. Jokers!


8 comments:

WoMbOk™♂ said...

lol.

"kemaluan saya besar" killed me.

js said...

yup, still remember the kemaluan one.

he should do something bout his hair.

usws said...

You forgot "Not my fault lah.. This is act of God!" Haha, that's how he always 'escapes' from taking the blame.

Good post by the way, really funny. Best part is, he really did say those things, didn't he? XD

“Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!” - Bukan bapa kamu punya, kamu punya!! XD

BYE!

p.s. I think i made the #2 error once, sort of. *blush*
p.s.p.s. Saya bina sungai!!

adrian said...

pretty sad as a citizen...

he should brush up his english and even his bahasa malaysia xD

blurryhunniee said...

wombok
It killed me too!! Sangat sangat besar!! LOL

js
With all the money the taxpayers had unwillingly donated to him, I wonder why isn't he getting a nicer wig XD

usws
Unbelievable how he could come up with such lame excuses right?! Not only did he say all that, he said it in front of the whole Malaysia a.k.a the magical idiot box.Hehe.

LOL.. Memang dia punya!! SMART tunnel also flood. sigh.

LOL, even louder now!! Why why why?!Why made such mistake? Malu lar =P

blurryhunniee said...

adrian
Maybe he should just speak in Tamil or whatever other language he is good at and hire a translator instead =P

jam said...

He is a shame to our cabinet.

blurryhunniee said...

jam
Not only him. There are many more out there!