I Bought A Shorts Today

YanIsFair: Wah, everything so nice. I want this!
HungryJess: Wah, you what also want!
YanIsFair: Er, it's nice ma. Is this the first time you shop with me?
HungryJess: No lar. But first time shop with you in such place. Mana tau you whatever also want to buy home.
YanIsFair: Remember Hun, when we went pasar malam? I also like that. Haha.
Me: Yalar. She really want everything. No matter what she sees, she wants to grab it back. Pasar malam only, you know?!
HungryJess: -_-"
YanIsFair: Look at this shirt. So nice. What colour should I get? The black and white one? The brown? Both also nice lar.
HungryJess, Me: -_-"
YanIsFair: Eh, go buy the shorts lar.
Me: My thighs very fat lar! Scared later wear not nice. The cutting so short, will reveal everything! Fat, fat!
HungryJess: Yalor. Scary. My thigh also very big lar.
YanIsFair: You know ah.. We have been walking here so long and you've said "My thighs are fat" for so so many times.

It's true, I've said it countless times. I have fat thighs! I'm sad now~